Rough Around The Edges

"Life is like a train. It's bearing down on you, and guess what? It's gunna hit you. So you can either start running when it's far off in the distance or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer and just watch it come." - Eric Foreman


i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians

(via unescapable)


i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

(via bmoviequeen)


No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via manda)


if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

(via toofabooforyoo)


why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via rupture-d)


i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

(via distraction)


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*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(via giggle)


rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: wrcraft, via imstarlord)

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